Wuhan Virus Lab intern drank Coronavirus vials instead of Corona beer

WUHAN, CHINA – Chinese officials just released footage that show a Wuhan Virus Lab intern pounding vial after vial of Coronavirus instead of his Corona Beer. “You can tell by the footage, here and here, that our intern drank 3 vials of Coronavirus instead of his 6-pack of corona beer that he brought in, seen here” Chen Huagu told reporters while playing the Virology Lab’s footage for everyone. “His six-pack of beer stays a full six-pack throughout all of his chugging vial after vial of Coronavirus. He gets up to 7 or 8 vials before he notices his mistake.”